Something Special!!!

In My Mind

In my mind, even if I took all the letters from scrabble, boggle and hangman. 

There's now way I'd be able to describe... 

But, I'll try anyway.

In my mind... I wasn't Mario. I was Super Mario!

And like a certain plumber from Italy I was jumping over any and all obstacles, collecting my coins. Neither gooma nor koopa nor Bowser was gonna get in my way. I had to meet my princess even if she was in another castle.

I was a blue blur racing at full speed, chasing those elusive rings. Dodging bombs and spikes and Dr. Robotnik, like some super sonic hedgehog.

In my mind, if there was anything missing I was there with the right piece to fit in any space. I made sure to arrange things so that I could get at least four lines in one drop. Tetris had nothing on me.

This chick had me on Boardwalk ready to buy Parkplace. Feeling like Mr. Monopoly, I was ready to roll the dice, take a chance and hopefully advance to go!

In my mind, I would get my grind on and since she was my Final Fantasy I would face any foe, beat any boss, get that special item and head to my reward. I'd complete my mission, collect my experience and then... Level up!!! 

You've gained courage! Critical strike increased. Melee DPS converted to HP regen for the remainder of cooldown.

But all my headshots must've missed due to lag because after one encounter she let me know the score.

"Gamers ain't cool, they got zero swag"

I guess she wanted skinny jeans below butts cheeks and eyebrow on fleek. Not some RPG geek with Mods and a cheat sheet!

In my mind, she was beastly! Uber OP! Her debuff reduced all my stats. It felt like a fireball to the chest. Hadoken! K.O.! Instakill, you lose, Fatality!

Continue?

Mwap Mwap Mwap... GAME OVER!!!